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Tolley's Tax Deformity - a new disease?


I am slightly concerned about these...growths that I've found on my Tolley's Tax Handbooks...what could be in there?
Are they buboes? Should I be using the Medieval approach of protecting myself with sweet smelling nosegays?
Is it the sign of an infestation of book-flesh eating bugs? Will they eventually burst out from the spines in a spray of paper shreds? Like the chestburster from Alien, but with more glue, and less blood?

I am afraid.

If you don't hear from me by the end of January, send in the search parties. Although I'd recommend they be wearing with HazMat suits, probably Type 1.

And bring tongs.
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Michael said…
Wouldn't Gordon Freeman's hazard suit from Half Life be a better bet? :p

In any case - good luck.
25 December 2010 at 02:23
Juno said…
OMG! Mine have them too!! We're doomed...can I borrow your HazMAt suit?
11 February 2011 at 12:49
Mark Wadsworth said…
Splendid photo, thanks, I've borrowed it for my blog.
24 February 2012 at 11:20
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